Friday, May 29, 2009


11:40 PM,
So here I was coming out of the lift on my floor, when there was this loud thud on the door beside.
I was startled for a second and the moment I lifted my foot to move ahead across the corridor to my flat there another loud thud.
then again.
Then from inside this kid's voice screamed in hindi "open the door! open the door!"
I stared at the door.
I was baffled about what to do.
I'm stupid, I know.
the shouting stopped.
I walked past and rang the bell to my flat.
I went back again.
No shouting or screaming this time.
I stared blankly.
I stood there for a while.
the child's voice echoed in my head.
I went back home.
I went back to comfort.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Lawriet is free.

Yes people,
after a duration of approximately one month,2 weeks,3days,and 14 hours(You know I just made that up don't you?), I have finally set Lawriet free.
Yes, Lawriet my pet praying mantis.
Now I'm


devoid of any emotions at the moment.

So all you animal-rights activists can shove that smug smile up your you-know-what.
I don't have anything against animal-rights activists.

Monday, May 11, 2009

About why my blog's name is so.

Since you are so irrevocably jobless that you've been brought down to reading this in the first place(and won't stop even after you realised i just criticised you)
let's start by why I titled my blog thus.
The answer is simple:
it's to throw you off from thinking that you've discovered anything at all about my thinking about you understanding anything relevant at all.
At all.

(note: don't read the above lines in case of random fits of stupidity and baseless contempt)
I think that was a marvelous begining. And if THAT doesn't make you come back itching for more, then I'm sorry to say that you're merely human.

(Fact: Sentences shouldn't begin with an and. Throw me in prison now)